STUPID JAILHOUSE FACTS

1- Stainless steel toilets magnify the sound 5-10 times

 

2- Wool blankest reproduce dust bunnies at an alarming rate

 

3- Contrary to popular belief jail is not free.  $1 a day etc… Etc. etc.

 

4- The main staples of a jailhouse diet consists of mystery meat, potatoes, bread, beans and cabbage.

 

5- You are only granted 5-13 minutes to complete your gourmet meal

 

6- Trying to get 15 people on one TV show is very hard

 

7- Sharing a cell with a Bunkie with bad gas STINKS

 

8- Give an inmate a can ob Baby Powder and see how many things they can do with it

 

9- Leave it to an inmate to turn coffee into an IV drug

 

10- Jailhouse toothpaste is a great paint remover or glue

 

11- Going to anger management class when the teacher has a black eye and can be considered hypocrisy

 

12- 9 out of 10 inmates who did not read in the free world will become book junkies

 

13- Only idiots come to jail

 

14- Using a phone that has voice recognition is impossible when you have a cold

 

15- Shit Happens

 

16- Getting on and off the top bunk is hazardous to your health

 

17- Contrary to popular belief masturbation won’t make you blind or grow hair on your palms

 

18- Chances are if someone is standing behind you when you’re in the KIOSK, then they are trying to see how much money is on your account

 

19- In jail walking in circles is considered therapy

 

20- Transporting an inmate 88 miles to fill out a paper is a waste of county funds

 

21-  Showering with 10 other women or men is AWKWARD

 

22- 2 out of 5 inmates still watch cartoons

 

Queen B

 

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