Oh how it amuses me
To see people locked in cages.
Most don’t seem to even make minimum wages!
Can’t afford bail,
They’ll never get out of jail.
I was picked on in school
Always alone, no friends.
Now I get to be a tool.
Part of the government,
I get to distribute punishment.
F**k no it’s not fair!
Why should I even care?
Now I get a badge, cuffs and mace.
I feel I’ve finally found my place.
Boy am I glad my childhood sucked balls!
Now I get to laugh at people behind walls.