Revenge

Gallager, Gallager what would you say

If you were to see a watermelon today?

Would you resist the urge to smash

Or would your mallet twitch for a good bash?

What did those watermelons ever do to you?

I bet you they have a family too.

Did you ever care? you strange old man,

Of course not, you get laughs where you can.

So one night not far from now

While you dream of crowds to wow

A watermelon in your room will creep

And bash in your head whilst you sleep.

by Puke

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